Just got finished watching Get Smart with my mom. It was just stupid enough, with just enough sexual innuendo, to be exactly what I needed. Steve Carrell, Anne Hathaway (!), Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Anne Hathaway (!!), Alan Arkin, Anne Hathaway (!!!). Fine movie. One scene has Maxwell Smart (Carrell) trying to convince Agent 99 (Hathaway) that he is not a double agent. Agent 23 (Dwayne Johnson) also appears.
Maxwell: This whole night, this week, you know me!
Agent 99: Apparently not.
Agent 23: Oh my God, you two? You and Max? You said we had to break up cause we worked together!
Maxwell: Oh my God, you and 23? I am so sexually threatened right now.
Haha I laughed. Hard. My new goal is to watch a stupid movie every night this week, followed by season 1 of Battlestar Gallactica on my day off. National Lampoon's, I'm coming for ya'.
Anyways, I saw a really cute girl in the video store tonight. Yes, I admit, I saw a tight pair of jeans walk by as I was checking out the new release board and it took me awhile to notice anything else. Unfortunately, as I was standing in line behind her, I noticed she had a black jacket........ with a BOW on the back. My first thought was devastation. I mean, who would buy a coat with a bow in the middle of the back. And it wasn't attached to anything. What purpose did it serve? Maybe she didn't realize it was there when she bought it? But then, I thought, maybe I shouldn't be so judgemental and not be a hypocrite. I'm not exactly a fashion maven. Maybe it just gives her personality, makes her unique. Hmmmmm........
The other somewhat funny, if not interesting thing I noticed in the video store were the little mini-bottles of Full Throttle - they call them Quick Shots. Okay, why not take pliers and just pull out your teeth. That'll get the adrenaline pumping. And, as an added benefit, you don't have to worry about your teeth slowly rotting and falling out.
And finally, on my way to the gym last night, some asshole behind me flashed his brights at me because he thought I was going to slow. Never mind that there was a line of cars in front of me. So, then he pulls out and passes all the cars. I did too. I was behind him. So then, the douche bag taps his breaks because he apparently thinks that I am too close to HIM! And of course, he pulls into the gym. I didn't pay attention to what he looked like as he got out of his car. It would have ruined my entire workout. But seriously, what is up with all the testosterone floating around the gym, for men AND women? I arrived at ten o'clock last night and the place was packed. It seemed like there was a line of people standing in line waiting to look at themselves in the mirror. The oddest thing, is that when they look at you, or anyone for that matter, they are looking at you as if you are privileged to be in the presence of a Greek goddess or god. Sorry, babe, you ain't sexy. If you wanna be sexy, try finding a solution to world hunger or designing a bridge or saving a life. And even if you do ALL of those things, please don't let it go to your head.
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