I just sneezed and bit my tongue simultaneously. This is one of the few things I am good at multi-tasking...............

My aunt recently dislocated her shoulder - in two places. It was so painful she had to be put under to lock it back in place. What's the first thing she did? Called her daughter worried that she couldn't watch the grandkid while mom and dad go on vacation next week. Amazing.......

Picked some apples the other day. Northern Sky's (my favorite), Johnny Red, McIntosh, Granny Smith. I imagined that there were enough apples to place one atop the center whole of every single construction cone in the state of Michigan. My god. Think of the roadkill! I've really got to think my ideas through a little better.